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The Girl Next Door

by HB Radke

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A funky lil track

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Well, my next-door neighbors
used to be rather chill
she was called julie
and he was called bill
we got real friendly like
good neighbors will
I’d lend him my mower
he'd borrow my drill
at night we’d kick it
and have a few beers
it went on like that
for almost four years
Then one day right out of the blue

We were drinking margaritas
Right next to the pool
When Bill says “Hey, I’m starting grad school”
I said “thats great to keep the cashflow flowing”
Yeah true that! but it means we be going.
to a faraway state, with the glasses and plates,
the sofa, the beds, the chairs, and my mate
They sold their pad and three weeks later she moved in

CHORUS
Girl next-door’s got me worked up in a tizzy
She’s got me feeling dizzy
she acts innocent but is she?
She’s looks so fly
when she’s working on her sun tan
she’s fucking with my program
can someone tell me whats the score
with the girl next door

One fine morn right out of the blue
she knocked upon my door and said
hey how you doin
like joey Tribbiani
from that show called friends asking
for some sugar that i could lend
i show respect in lots of ways
i avoid the male gaze
i ain’t never been tazed
she had rizz
and savoire faire
forced ,me to stare
at her big derrière


came at me fast she was going full throttle
sucking on the tip of her soda bottle
everything about her was so sublime
she wanted to come over and kick it sometime
sweating me daily with a full court press
in a low cut dress- Lord I gotta confess
I was still playing checkers
While she was playing chess


The other day i was chillin and relaxing
giving my whip a washing and a waxing
When I heard “can i give you hand?”
I said no thanks but she had a plan
pinned me to my trunk
just like a punk
down she sunk
went to town on my junk
Mrs Crabtree across the street damn near had a stroke.

In between all the pleasure i felt sort of bad
after all I’m old enough to be her dad
but that thought went right out of my head
i tensed she sensed i busted instead
she didn’t stop, she got every drop, just in time to say “hi” to the cops it turned out Mrs Crabtree called 5-0

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released February 15, 2024
Written, produced, and performed by HB Radke

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HB Radke Seattle, Washington

HB Radke has music in his blood. The son of Harry James Orchestra frontman Fred Radke and vocalist Gina Funes, HB started on the trumpet at the age of 8. He started his own big band just a few years after that. His career as a vocalist began in his teens.

For 2011 he has resolved to write and record at least one original song per week. As of September 2011, he is 4 weeks ahead of schedule. ... more

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